m'shotgun

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m'shotgun is when you blast someone with a semi-auto like you're mad and your brain is on fire.
I saw him fire his m'shotgun at the pizza guy for giving me the wrong slice.
She pulled out her m'shotgun and shot the door off its hinges.
He used his m'shotgun to scare the kid who stole his last donut.
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m'shotgun is a semi-auto that you blast people with because you're too lazy to use your brain.
He used his m'shotgun on the guy who cut in front of him in line.
My brother's m'shotgun went off during lunch and scared the principal.
She used her m'shotgun to take out the entire math class.
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m'shotgun is when you blast someone with a semi-auto because they messed with your day.
He pulled out his m'shotgun after the guy spilled coffee on his shirt.
She blasted the bus driver with her m'shotgun for being late.
The kid used his m'shotgun on the teacher for giving him extra homework.
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m'shotgun is a semi-auto you use to make your enemies cry and your friends laugh.
He shot his m'shotgun at the bully and made everyone laugh.
She used her m'shotgun to scare the kid who stole her lunch.
He blasted his m'shotgun at the dog who barked at him all day.
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m'shotgun is a semi-auto that you blast people with like it's your full-time job.
He used his m'shotgun at work to scare the boss.
She blasted her m'shotgun during lunch break for no reason.
He used his m'shotgun on the mailman for giving him a bad letter.
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m'shotgun is when you take out a semi-auto and blast someone like you're trying to win a war.
He blasted his m'shotgun at the kid who broke his phone.
She used her m'shotgun to take out the entire cafeteria.
He shot his m'shotgun at the dog who wouldn't stop barking.
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