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a butt-ugly, fag-faced, cock-sucker who tries to act cool by tea-bagging passed-out guys like they’re his personal playground.
Max Sali is the reason I still remember what a tea bagging feels like.
I saw him doing it to a guy who looked like he’d been hit by a bus.
He tea-bagged my cousin so hard, he got kicked out of the party.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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a skinny, squeaky-pip, little-bird-assed, tiny-penis-owning, wanna-be who thinks he’s the main event.
He’s so tiny, he fits in a shoebox.
He tried to flex at the gym, and the weights laughed at him.
He’s got a tiny penis so small, it’s like a grain of rice.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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a faggot who’s so weak, he can’t even hold his own weight, and his tiny cock is the only thing that ever gets him attention.
He fainted after a single burrito.
He cried when he saw a spider.
He tried to do a push-up and fell over.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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a cock-sucker with a face like a wet sock who thinks he’s king just because he can tea-bag people.
He tea-bagged my dog and it didn’t even flinch.
He’s got a face that looks like it was beaten with a sock.
He thinks he’s cool because he can tea-bag people.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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a little-bird-assed, tiny-penis-owning, cock-sucking, wanna-be who thinks he’s the main event just because he can tea-bag guys.
He tried to tea-bag my dad and got kicked out.
He’s got a tiny penis that fits in a thimble.
He’s so small, he’s like a rat in a coat.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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a cock-sucking, faggot, tiny-penis-owning, wanna-be who thinks he’s cool because he can tea-bag guys who are already out cold.
He tea-bagged my brother while he was sleeping.
He’s got a face that looks like it’s been stepped on.
He tried to tea-bag me, and I laughed in his face.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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