M&S Wank

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A huge mess of a wank about Myleene Klass, who is always showing off her body in M&S ads like she’s paid to be a human billboard.

I saw her in a bikini and I lost my mind.

That ad made me forget my lunch.

I wanked so hard I almost broke my phone.

When you’re so obsessed with Myleene Klass from M&S you start wanking like you’re trying to beat her in a beauty contest.

I wanked to the ad like it was a wrestling match.

She’s hotter than my ex, so I had to wank.

I saw her ad and I forgot my name.

A wank so bad it’s like you’re trying to impress Myleene Klass from M&S and you’re just shouting at the TV.

I shouted at the TV like she could hear me.

I wanked so loud my neighbor called the cops.

I tried to impress her and I just made a mess.