M'pleasure

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A smug way for a bald, bearded man to say 'my pleasure' after doing something nice for a woman who probably thinks he’s a lost cause. He might tip his hat like he just won a battle.
'M'pleasure, ma’am,' he said, tipping his hat like he just saved the world.
'M'pleasure,' he said, as if he’d just given her a million dollars.
'M'pleasure,' he said, while still trying to hide his face in his beard.
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What a lanky, bearded man says after doing something kind for a woman, thinking he’s the best thing since sliced bread. He might even tip his hat like he’s in a movie.
'M'pleasure,' he said, as if he’d just done her a huge favor.
'M'pleasure,' he said, while still trying to look cool in his old hat.
'M'pleasure,' he said, like he was the only one who ever did anything nice.
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A stupid way for a man with a beard to say 'my pleasure' after doing something nice for a woman, like she’s the only one who matters. He might tip his hat like he’s trying to impress her.
'M'pleasure,' he said, as if he was the only one who ever did anything nice.
'M'pleasure,' he said, while still trying to make her think he was cute.
'M'pleasure,' he said, like he just gave her the world.
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What a bearded man says after doing something nice for a woman, thinking he’s the best thing since sliced bread. He might tip his hat like he’s trying to look cool.
'M'pleasure,' he said, like he just won a prize.
'M'pleasure,' he said, while still trying to hide his face in his beard.
'M'pleasure,' he said, like he was the only one who ever did anything nice.
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A smug, bearded man’s way of saying 'my pleasure' after doing something nice for a woman. He might even tip his hat like he just made history.
'M'pleasure,' he said, as if he’d just changed the world.
'M'pleasure,' he said, like he was the only one who ever did anything nice.
'M'pleasure,' he said, while still trying to look cool.
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What a bearded man says after doing something nice for a woman, like he just saved the world. He might tip his hat like he’s in a movie.
'M'pleasure,' he said, like he’d just done her a huge favor.
'M'pleasure,' he said, as if he was the only one who ever did anything nice.
'M'pleasure,' he said, while still trying to hide his face in his beard.
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