M.O.T.S.

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M. O. T. S. is the Mark of the Skank, a fancy name for a tramp stamp. It’s like getting a tattoo from a drunk guy who thinks he’s a artist.

My aunt got one and now she smells like regret and cheap perfume.

He said it was a 'love mark', I called it a 'smell mark.'

She got it on her back and now it’s the talk of the lunchroom.

M. O. T. S. stands for Moment(s) of Temporary Stupidity, when you do something so dumb, even your dog looks at you like you’re a lost cause.

I spilled my cereal on my shirt, classic M. O. T. S.

He tried to flirt with a teacher, total M. O. T. S.

She ate the whole pizza and then cried, that’s M. O. T. S squared.

M. O. T. S. is a gang that robs, kills, and makes the police take bribes just to keep their mouths shut, they’re the worst.

They robbed the bank and left a note that said, 'We’re watching you.'

The cop took the bribe and forgot to arrest them.

They even have a girl squad called B. O. T. S., and they’re just as bad.

M. O. T. S. is a school where you learn first aid, chant Finding Nemo lines, and bleed kids for fun, it’s like summer camp for nerds.

We had to sew up a kid’s finger and he cried like a baby.

We chanted, 'Just keep swimming!' until we all lost our voices.

It’s ten days of chaos, but it’s also ten days of cool stuff.