Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Your brain is screaming because you did something stupid.

I ate the last slice of pizza and now my brain is yelling at me.

I texted my ex and now my brain is throwing a tantrum.

I spilled coffee on my laptop and my brain is doing push-ups.

2

You’re so messed up you can’t even think straight.

I tried to explain my day and it came out as gibberish.

I texted my mom and it looked like I was talking to a robot.

I tried to do math and it felt like I was fighting a dragon.

3

Your brain is so angry it wants to quit.

I failed my test and my brain is filing for divorce.

I got yelled at and my brain is on strike.

I tried to remember my password and my brain said no.

4

You’re so confused you think your brain is on fire.

I tried to figure out this problem and it felt like my brain was burning.

I read the question three times and still had no idea.

I thought I knew what was going on and then my brain exploded.

5

Your brain is so sad it’s crying.

I got a bad grade and my brain is sobbing.

I lost my phone and my brain is wiping its eyes.

I failed my test and my brain is using a tissue.

6

Your brain is so tired it’s taking a nap.

I tried to think and my brain said, 'I’m out.'

I got yelled at and my brain fell asleep.

I was so tired my brain took a 3-hour nap.