M.O.M.A.P.

My cousin got M. O. M. A. P. ed at the party and couldn’t walk for a week.

He said he’d do it again if it meant getting free pizza.

She took a video and posted it on TikTok, and now everyone knows his name.

He said it was the best M. O. M. A. P. he’s ever had, even though he still smells like poop.

He did it in the back of a van during a road trip and no one asked questions.

He got M. O. M. A. P. ed by his brother and now they’re best friends.

He said it was like living in a house with a roommate who never vacuums.

He got M. O. M. A. P. ed so hard he started singing show tunes.

He did it during a Zoom call and his boss didn’t notice.

He said he’d do it again if he got a raise.

He did it in the office break room and now everyone knows his secret.

He got M. O. M. A. P. ed and now he’s the king of the lunch table.

He got M. O. M. A. P. ed every day and now he’s paid in snacks.

He said it was like having a full-time job but with more butt stuff.

He got M. O. M. A. P. ed so much he started wearing a helmet.

He said it was like getting a surprise party but in his butt.

He got M. O. M. A. P. ed during a surprise birthday and no one knew.

He did it in the middle of a math test and failed.