m.o.b.h

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Cash first, then the girls get what’s left after you’ve spent it all on shine and bling

Bro, I just got my check, and I’m already thinking about the next pair of Jordans

My ex tried to text me about the baby, but I blocked her because I was buying a new car

I left my girl at the gas station because I had to get a pizza and a soda

You’d rather pay for a stripper’s rent than give your girlfriend a birthday gift

I got my girl a necklace, but I also tipped the bartender $50

I spent my entire paycheck on a yacht party, and my girl was mad because I didn’t bring her

I paid for the whole club, but I forgot to invite my ex

You’d rather buy a new phone than buy your girl a new dress

I bought a new iPhone, but my girl still wore the same outfit to the party

I spent my whole bonus on a car, and my girl was crying in the backseat

I upgraded my phone, but my girl’s dress was from last year’s clearance sale

You’d rather buy a pizza for the whole block than spend a dime on a date

I spent $20 on a pizza for my homies, but I didn’t even buy my girl a drink

I gave my girl a $5 bill and told her to get us both a pizza

I bought my girl a pizza, but I also bought the whole block a slice

You’d rather take a girl to the mall than actually date her

I took my girl to the mall, and I spent $100 on a new outfit, but I didn’t even ask her out

I bought my girl a dress, but I didn’t even say I liked her

I took my girl to the mall, and I bought a new shirt for myself and left her with a $10 gift card

You’d rather spend money on a new car than on a new relationship

I bought a new car, but I still dated my ex

I spent my whole paycheck on a car, and I didn’t even ask my girl out

I bought a new car, but my girl still rides the bus