M.O.A.F.N

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Me On A Friday Night. When you're so wasted you think you're at a party but you're actually just yelling at your mom for not letting you eat cereal for dinner.
M. O. A. F. N. I just threw my cereal at the wall and it hit my mom.
M. O. A. F. N. I tried to dance and I fell off the couch.
M. O. A. F. N. I thought my dog was my best friend until I saw him eating my pizza.
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Me On A Friday Night. When you're so drunk you think your friend is your ex and you start crying in the middle of a video game.
M. O. A. F. N. I cried in the middle of Fortnite because I thought my friend was my ex.
M. O. A. F. N. I tried to text my mom but I sent a message to my ex's ex.
M. O. A. F. N. I tried to play chess and I lost because I thought the pieces were my enemies.
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Me On A Friday Night. When you're so high you think your dog is talking to you and you start arguing with your couch.
M. O. A. F. N. I told my dog he was lying and he barked back at me.
M. O. A. F. N. I started yelling at my couch because it wouldn't play my favorite song.
M. O. A. F. N. I thought my dog was my best friend and I asked him to join my Zoom meeting.
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Me On A Friday Night. When you're so tired you think your bed is a spaceship and you start launching yourself into the ceiling.
M. O. A. F. N. I tried to launch myself into the ceiling and I fell on my face.
M. O. A. F. N. I thought my bed was a spaceship and I started yelling 'to infinity and beyond!'
M. O. A. F. N. I tried to fly and I just crashed into my closet.
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Me On A Friday Night. When you're so confused you think your pizza is a math problem and you start solving it with ketchup.
M. O. A. F. N. I tried to solve my pizza and I spilled ketchup all over my shirt.
M. O. A. F. N. I thought my pizza was a math problem and I started yelling 'why is this happening?'
M. O. A. F. N. I tried to add extra cheese and I just made it look like a science experiment.
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