Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

I swear to god I'll punch every man I see if they don't shut up

I hate men so much right now, I'm thinking about burning my face off

Men are the reason I have a headache and a broken heart

If I see one more man, I'm gonna scream and throw my phone

2

Stands for male name. Used when guys pretend they're reading about themselves in a fantasy story

He's the main character in my fantasy life

I read about him every day

He's the guy who thinks he's special

3

More and more, like it's a never-ending party of nonsense

I'm getting more and more tired of this

There's more and more drama every day

More and more people are annoying me

4

I'm the biggest piece of garbage in the coding world

I wrote the worst code ever

This code is the worst thing I've ever done

I'm the reason this program crashes

5

When you're too drunk to care and just want someone to take you home

I'm so wasted, I'll take anyone

He's the guy who'll take me even if I look like a mess

I don't care if he's ugly, I just want to go home

6

Forget about it, like you just don't care anymore

Nevermind, I'm too tired to talk

Forget about it, I'm going to bed

Nevermind, I don't care anymore

7

No message. Just a subject and nothing else, like you're too lazy to write anything

Subject: I'm coming over

Subject: Meet me at the bar

Subject: I'm not coming to the party