M&M’s jar

I opened the M&M’s jar and my cock got stuck. It was like a trap from hell.

My friend tried to grab some candy and got stuck. Now he’s crying in the kitchen.

I tried to get my cock out of the M&M’s jar. It was like a horror movie.

I woke up at 3am and my cock was stuck in the M&M’s jar. Why? Because I was hungry.

My sister tried to get some candy and got stuck. Now she’s screaming at me.

The M&M’s jar is the worst thing ever. It’s like a cock prison.

I tried to eat some M&Ms and my cock got sucked into the jar. It was like a vacuum from hell.

My brother got stuck in the jar. He’s now a M&M prisoner.

The M&M’s jar is a cock vacuum. I know because I’ve been there.