Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Meet, Mary, and Mate. Like when a priest gets a hard-on and thinks it's holy.

Meet, Mary, and Mate. I saw it in church. The priest was sweating and blushing.

My uncle said it was the best Sunday service ever. He was probably high.

My cousin tried to explain it to me. I just got confused and laughed.

2

When someone is listening to Music, on Myspace, and chatting on MSN like they're dying.

I was on Myspace and MSN at the same time. I felt like I was in a movie.

My friend tried to text me on MSN while listening to music. It was chaotic.

My mom didn’t get it. She thought I was mad at my phone.

3

M&M. Chocolate candy with a hard shell. Some have peanuts. Some just look sad.

My brother eats M&Ms like they’re going out of style. He eats them all day.

My friend’s M&Ms are the only thing keeping her sane.

My mom says M&Ms are for kids who can’t eat real food.

4

Smiley face for people who love rock music and think they’re tough.

My friend sends me the smiley face every time he listens to rock music. He’s dramatic.

I saw the smiley face on a shirt. It said, 'I rock harder than you.'

My brother wears the smiley face on his backpack. He thinks it makes him cool.

5

Emotioncon for when you’re headbanging and yelling at the music like it owes you money.

I texted my friend the emotioncon when I headbanged at the concert. I was loud.

My mom saw me using the emotioncon. She thought I was mad.

I sent the emotioncon to my brother. He thought I was being dramatic.

6

Michaila and Marshawn. They dated and broke up. Michaila still loves him like he’s the last piece of pizza.

Michaila still sends Marshawn texts. He doesn’t reply. She’s obsessed.

Marshawn thinks Michaila is annoying. She still loves him like a puppy.

Michaila and Marshawn used to hang out. Now she just stares at his profile.

7

Trail mix for fat kids. It’s like the snack version of a crying toddler.

I eat trail mix like it’s my job. I’m a trail mix connoisseur.

My brother eats trail mix until he’s full. He’s like a robot.

My mom says trail mix is for kids who can’t eat real food. She’s mean.