m&minize

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When you eat m&m's like a king, picking the colors in a fancy way, like you're trying to impress your mom.
I only eat the blue ones first because they're the best.
I sorted them by color before I even opened the bag.
My mom said I was eating like a prince.
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The art of eating m&m's so slow it feels like you're torturing them.
I took 10 minutes to eat one m&m.
I ate them one by one like they were my enemies.
I put the m&m on my tongue and stared at it for five minutes.
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When you eat m&m's so fast you look like a wild animal with a candy obsession.
I ate the whole bag in 30 seconds and almost choked.
I ran into the kitchen and ate all the m&m's like they were my last meal.
I ate so fast my brother said I was a m&m beast.
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The evil act of picking the best m&m's and leaving the rest to die.
I ate all the red ones and left the green ones to rot.
I picked the ones that looked perfect and left the broken ones behind.
I left the m&m's on the table and they looked sad.
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When you eat m&m's like you're on a mission to destroy all the candy in the world.
I ate so many m&m's I almost destroyed the bag.
I had a war with the m&m's and I won.
I ate them so fast my table shook.
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The process of eating m&m's like you're doing a fancy dance with candy.
I ate them in a pattern like I was doing a dance.
I moved my hands like I was doing a slow motion dance.
I even did a spin after I ate the last one.
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