M'Mah

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M'Mah is a bookworm who thinks she's the smartest person in the universe. She can name every king, queen, and dead guy who ever lived. She’s weirdly funny, but she’s also a wallflower who waits for you to talk to her first. Don’t let her eat you alive with facts. She’s weak to snacks.
I asked her who the first president was. She named 12 of them. I cried.
She said I didn’t know what a ‘baker’s dozen’ was. I still don’t.
She wouldn’t stop talking about the Roman Empire until I gave her a bag of chips.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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M'Mah is a quiet genius who thinks she’s the center of the universe. She’ll drop random facts on you like they’re bombs. She’s funny when she wants to be, but she only talks to you if you say hi first. She’ll beat you in a trivia game and then take your last chip.
She said I didn’t know what a ‘quadrillion’ was. I didn’t. Now I’m mad.
She told me about the entire history of Egypt while I was eating a burger.
I asked her a question. She answered it with a 10-minute history lesson.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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M'Mah is a smart, weird girl who thinks she’s the most important person ever. She knows everything about history and will make you feel like a dummy if you don’t. She’s funny but shy. She’ll eat you up with facts and then steal your fries.
She said I didn’t know who the first emperor was. I didn’t. Now I feel stupid.
She told me about the entire French Revolution while I was trying to eat my pizza.
I asked her a question. She answered it with a 5-minute history rant.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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