M&M Peep Chili

I ate an M&M Peep Chili and my brain exploded like a fireworks show gone wrong

My dog ate an M&M Peep Chili and now he’s running in circles like a lunatic

I tried to eat an M&M Peep Chili and my life became a horror movie

That M&M Peep Chili tasted like my ex’s last text message

I ate an M&M Peep Chili and my tongue felt like it was on fire in a prison

My friend ate an M&M Peep Chili and now he speaks in riddles

I ate an M&M Peep Chili and my brain turned into a confused potato at a rock concert

My cat ate an M&M Peep Chili and now he’s screaming at the ceiling

I tried to eat an M&M Peep Chili and my life became a weird dream

That M&M Peep Chili was like eating my mistakes for breakfast

I ate an M&M Peep Chili and now I regret every decision I ever made

My brother ate an M&M Peep Chili and now he’s talking to the wall like it’s his best friend

I ate an M&M Peep Chili and my brain went from normal to nuclear in 3 seconds

My mom ate an M&M Peep Chili and now she’s screaming in the kitchen

I gave my friend an M&M Peep Chili and now he’s running around like a mad man

That M&M Peep Chili was like eating my worst day ever for lunch

I ate an M&M Peep Chili and my day turned into a disaster

My sister ate an M&M Peep Chili and now she’s crying like a baby in a storm