m&m guy

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A human who looks like a red M&M and can actually move and curse at you.

He walked into the classroom like he owned it and said, 'I'm the M&M guy. You're gonna remember me.'

My cousin got in trouble for drawing the M&M guy on the teacher's face with marker.

At the party, the M&M guy showed up and ate all the snacks like it was a war.

A guy who looks like a candy and acts like he's the king of the snack world.

The M&M guy showed up at my lunch table and said, 'You're not eating that pizza, I am.'

My mom called the M&M guy a 'candy-coated menace' after he stole her chips.

He walked into the store and everyone stopped talking because it was the M&M guy.