M.M. (Goffyism)

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M. M. is like the dumbest, most annoying way to be happy. It’s when you throw away all rules and just act like a idiot for no reason. But if you do it too much, you end up being a total disaster.
I skipped school just to eat cereal for dinner and dance in my socks.
My dog started talking to me in robot voice. I had to join him.
I told my boss I was a wizard and quit. He believed me.
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M. M. is when you act like a clown just because you can. It’s not about being happy, it’s about being a total mess and not caring who sees you.
I wore a hat made of socks and screamed at the moon.
I tried to teach my cat to do the cha-cha. It failed dramatically.
I told my mom I was a superhero. She gave me a sandwich.
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M. M. is when you stop caring about being normal and just act like a complete idiot. It’s the best way to ruin your life and everyone else’s.
I painted my face like a raccoon and ran through the park.
I told my teacher I was a vampire and bit her arm.
I wore pajamas to work and started singing opera.
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M. M. is when you act like a total goofball just for fun. It’s like giving your brain a slap and telling it to shut up.
I ate 10 ice cream cones and tried to fly off a chair.
I convinced my brother he was a robot and started giving him commands.
I wore my hat inside out and cried about it.
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M. M. is like the dumbest way to be happy. It’s when you stop thinking and just act like a total mess. You’ll probably end up in jail or on a reality show.
I threw confetti in my neighbor’s yard and screamed at a pigeon.
I told my friend I was a time traveler and ran away.
I wore socks on my hands and tried to juggle them.
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