M.L.U.P.

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When you hit on girls just because they're stressed and you're feeling cocky.

I saw her crying in traffic and asked if she wanted a ride, and a compliment.

He texted her during her math test and said, 'You're failing, but you're cute.'

She was yelling at her dog and he walked up and said, 'That dog's got issues, and so do you.'

Trying to flirt with girls when you're the only one who doesn't know what's going on.

He asked her if she wanted a snack, and a date, during the fire drill.

She was screaming at the teacher and he asked if she wanted to fight or flirt.

He walked into the principal's office and said, 'I came for the girl, not the punishment.'

When you're too lazy to think and just start hitting on people because you're bored.

He asked the librarian if she wanted a book, or a kiss.

She was eating lunch alone and he said, 'You're not alone now, I'm here.'

He texted her during a thunderstorm and said, 'You're stressed, I'm here to make it worse.'

Flirting with girls when you're the only one who thinks it's a good idea.

He asked her if she wanted to skip class, or skip her problems.

She was crying over her phone and he said, 'You're sad, I'm here to make you laugh.'

He walked into the bathroom and said, 'You're hiding, I'm here to ruin it.'

When you try to flirt with girls just because you're feeling extra and no one else is.

He asked her if she wanted a snack, or a second chance at life.

She was screaming at her mom and he said, 'You're loud, I'm here to be louder.'

He walked into the lunchroom and said, 'You're eating alone, I'm here to make it a party.'