Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

M'lnel Bath is your right to soak in luxury while everyone else is still trying to pay rent. You don’t deserve it, but you’re getting it anyway.

I just took a 30-minute bath while my roommate cried into a bag of chips.

I bought a bath bomb that costs more than my rent.

I took a bath in wine and called it a business expense.

2

M'lnel Bath is when you drop a $100 bill into a tub and call it a massage.

I used a bath bomb that looked like a diamond and it smelled like regret.

I took a bath and called my mom to check on me.

I bathed in coconut oil and said it was a lifestyle choice.

3

M'lnel Bath is when you use your parents’ money to soak in a tub and still complain about the water temperature.

I had a bath so long my hair turned into a noodle.

I took a bath and texted my ex about it.

I soaked so much I became a human sponge.

4

M'lnel Bath is when you turn a regular bath into a full-blown drama that everyone else has to watch.

I took a bath and cried about my life choices.

I bathed and posted 17 pictures of it on Instagram.

I had a bath and called my boss to ask for a raise.

5

M'lnel Bath is when you spend more on bath products than you do on food, and still call it a budget.

I bought a bubble bath that costs more than my lunch.

I used a bath towel that costs more than my socks.

I spent $50 on bath salts and called it self-care.

6

M'lnel Bath is when you think sitting in water is a luxury and everyone else is just plain old.

I took a bath and called it a spiritual experience.

I bathed and said it was my way of coping with life.

I had a bath and forgot to do my homework.