M'Lila

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M'lila is the girl who everyone loves. She's got dark hair, a tan that makes you jealous, and a brain that could beat a calculator.
M'lila is the only person who can beat me at math and still look good doing it.
She got a perfect score on the test and still managed to flirt with the teacher.
I tried to ignore her, but she texted me a selfie and now I'm distracted.
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M'lila is the friend everyone wants. She's got a tan like a beach bum and a brain that could run a whole school.
She got me to do my homework and then stole my lunch.
She beat me in the race and still had time to laugh at me.
I asked her for advice, and now I'm her slave.
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M'lila is the girl who makes everyone like her. She's got a tan, a brain, and a body that could win a contest.
She got me to help her cheat and then gave me a cookie.
I tried to ignore her, but she texted me a picture of herself in a swimsuit.
She beat me in the race and then waved at me like I was nothing.
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M'lila is the girl who everyone envies. She's got a tan, a brain, and a body that could make a boy cry.
She got me to do her homework and then stole my snack.
She beat me in the race and still had time to make fun of me.
I asked her for help, and now I owe her my life.
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M'lila is the girl who makes everyone want to be her friend. She's got a tan, a brain, and a body that could make a boy blush.
She got me to help her cheat and then gave me a candy bar.
I tried to ignore her, but she texted me a picture of herself in a dress.
She beat me in the race and still had time to laugh at me.
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M'lila is the girl who everyone wants to be. She's got a tan, a brain, and a body that could make a boy forget his lunch.
She got me to do her homework and then stole my snack.
She beat me in the race and still had time to make fun of me.
I asked her for help, and now I'm her best friend.
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