Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A dumb person who’s about to get knocked out by how much of an idiot they are.

My cousin said he’s gonna be a millionaire. M. LIB, he still can’t do basic math.

My teacher called me M. LIB because I thought pizza was a type of fruit.

My dog called me M. LIB when I tried to eat the TV.

2

A human who’s so clueless they think the moon is made of cheese and it’s still not good enough.

My friend is M. LIB because he thought the sky was a ceiling.

I called my mom M. LIB when she tried to cook a microwave.

My neighbor is M. LIB because he thinks the sun is a light bulb.

3

A person so dumb they could be confused with a donkey and still be more intelligent.

My brother is M. LIB because he tried to ride a cow.

My teacher said I was M. LIB when I asked if water was a solid.

My dog is M. LIB because he thinks the mailman is a thief.

4

A human who’s so dumb they think the Earth is flat and it’s still not impressive.

My mom is M. LIB because she thinks gravity is just a conspiracy.

My friend is M. LIB because he thinks the sun comes out to play.

My teacher called me M. LIB when I asked if clouds are made of cotton.

5

A person so brainless they could be mistaken for a rock and still be more interesting.

My cousin is M. LIB because he tried to talk to a tree.

My dog is M. LIB because he thinks the vacuum is a monster.

My teacher called me M. LIB when I asked if time was just a clock.

6

A human who’s so clueless they think the alphabet is just a bunch of scribbles and still managed to fail.

My brother is M. LIB because he thinks the letter A is a pizza.

My teacher called me M. LIB when I couldn’t spell my name.

My dog is M. LIB because he thinks numbers are just random noises.