M'lemdy

Current Trending

2 views · Added 9d ago · 3 definitions

1
A fancy way to call your lady when she’s completely clueless and needs a kick in the pants.
M'lemdy, I asked you twice. Are you blind or just ignoring me?
M'lemdy, you’re lost in the grocery store. That’s not cute, that’s embarrassing.
M'lemdy, I’m not your personal GPS. Figure it out.
2
A ridiculous title you give your lady when she’s wandering around like a lost chicken.
M'lemdy, you’re in the wrong town. Are you high or just dumb?
M'lemdy, I’m not your chauffeur. Stop acting like it.
M'lemdy, if you don’t find your way home, I’m leaving you at the mall.
3
A fancy insult you use when your lady can’t find her way out of a paper bag.
M'lemdy, I’ve seen dogs find their way home faster than you.
M'lemdy, you’re lost in the kitchen. That’s not a problem, that’s a tragedy.
M'lemdy, if you can’t find the door, I’m calling a cop.
xs