M/L/CTP

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The TP that only a few lucky people get. It’s like winning the lottery but with butt stuff.

You got the last piece of TP. I saw you. I know what you did.

Your mom used your TP for her own business. You’re a fool.

You used the TP to wipe your butt. I used it to wipe my shame.

The TP that only the chosen few get. It’s like being special, but you still have to wipe your butt.

You got the TP. I got the paper. You’re the king. I’m the fool.

You used the TP to wipe your butt. I used it to wipe my face. You’re lucky.

You got the TP. I got nothing. You’re rich. I’m broke.

The TP that only a few get. It’s like being the only one who doesn’t have to deal with the mess.

You got the TP. I got the mess. You’re clean. I’m a disaster.

You used the TP. I used my hands. You’re fancy. I’m gross.

You got the TP. I got nothing. You’re good. I’m bad.