m+k

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This is a silly way to say that millenium_gaming and kevin are best friends and they're both awesome, but no one else matters.
M+k is the best duo ever. No one else is as cool.
M+k are the kings of the internet. Everyone else is just peasants.
M+k is like pizza and soda. You can't have one without the other.
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M/K is a guy who's got a huge heart but gets tricked by the worst girls. He's hot, he's popular, and he still falls for the same dumb shit over and over.
He tried to date the school’s biggest drama queen and got dumped in front of everyone.
He’s got a six-pack and a brain, but he still falls for the same stupid girls.
He’s the guy who still believes in love even when it’s been broken twice.
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Marry, Fuck, or Kill? It’s the question you ask when you’re trying to decide what to do with someone who’s been a total pain in the ass.
Marry me, or I’ll kill you. No fuckin’ in between.
I’ll either marry you, or I’ll kill you. No fuckin’ around.
You can marry me, fuck me, or kill me. I don’t care which.
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M/K means keyboard and mouse. It’s what you use to play games and spam people online.
I use my keyboard and mouse to beat you in every game.
My keyboard and mouse are my best friends.
If you don’t have a keyboard and mouse, you’re not cool.
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A person who’s got more hella than anyone else. They’re rich, strong, and they don’t take any bullsh*t.
Do0d, fak you, bitch, die!!@#!
I’ve got more hella than you, so you better back off.
You think you’re cool? I’ve got hella and I don’t care.
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A group of losers who think they’re awesome but are actually the worst. They’re all ugly, dumb, and totally uncool.
They act tough on Facebook, but in real life they’re just a bunch of losers.
They’re all ugly, and they all think they’re the best.
They’re like the worst group of friends ever.
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A question you ask someone to see if they actually care about you or just fake it.
Would you miss me back? Probably not.
Would you miss me back? I hope so.
Would you miss me back? I don’t know, but I hope you do.
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