M.I.T.S.

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Menstrual Induced Tourette's Syndrome is when your period hits and you start spazzing out like a lunatic. You cuss, you scream, you throw things, and no one is safe.
My period hit and I threw my cereal box at my brother. I cussed like a sailor.
She had M. I. T. S. and yelled at the mailman for not delivering her coffee.
I got M. I. T. S. and kicked my dog because he wouldn't stop barking.
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M. I. Ts are moms who think they're royalty. They wear Juicy Couture, drink $10 smoothies, and act like they're the queen of the country club.
My mom called me from the country club and said, 'I saw your dad in the parking lot. He looked like a mess.'
She texted me, 'I just got a new Juicy Couture bag. It's pink and it screams at me.'
At the mall, my mom said, 'I'm not just a mom. I'm a M. I. T.'
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