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Mom I’d lick and kick the crap out of if I had the chance.

I saw my mom at the grocery store and almost peed my pants.

My mom’s got a new haircut and I want to punch her and kiss her at the same time.

I’m gonna tell my mom I’m gonna fail math if she doesn’t stop yelling.

Mom I want to kiss and would let her beat me to a pulp if it meant getting laid.

My mom thinks I’m too lazy to clean my room. I think she’s too loud to be ignored.

She gave me a talking to about my grades. I gave her a dirty look and a promise.

I told my mom I was going to a concert. She said I was going to jail.

Mom I’d let kiss me and then kick my ass if I had to.

My mom thinks I’m too cool for school. I think she’s too loud for life.

She yelled at me for eating cereal for dinner. I told her I’d eat her for breakfast.

I said I’d fail math again if she didn’t stop yelling at me.

Mom I’d let kiss me and then make me do push-ups if I had to.

I told my mom I was going to a concert. She said I was going to jail.

She gave me a talking to. I gave her a dirty look and a promise.

She thinks I’m too cool for school. I think she’s too loud for life.

Mom I’d let kiss me and then let her scream at me for the rest of my life.

I saw my mom at the grocery store and almost peed my pants.

She gave me a talking to about my grades. I gave her a dirty look and a promise.

I told my mom I was going to a concert. She said I was going to jail.

Mom I’d let kiss me and then kick my ass if I had to.

My mom’s got a new haircut and I want to punch her and kiss her at the same time.

I said I’d fail math again if she didn’t stop yelling at me.

She yelled at me for eating cereal for dinner. I told her I’d eat her for breakfast.