M.I.A.

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Missing in Action. Like when someone vanishes and leaves everyone else to deal with the mess.
My brother went M. I. A. the day before the test.
My mom went M. I. A. when she got a new job.
My dog went M. I. A. and ate my homework.
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A stupidly awesome rapper who mixes different kinds of music and drops so much awesome it makes your head spin.
That M. I. A. performance was so good I almost peed my pants.
I bought her CD because she’s a musical tornado.
She raps like she’s got a million ideas in her head.
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A fancy way to say someone hasn’t shown up in a while. Like they’re hiding from the world.
My friend went M. I. A. for a month and no one knew where he was.
I haven’t seen my teacher in weeks, she’s M. I. A.
My cat went M. I. A. and didn’t come back for two days.
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A super cool singer who drops crazy beats and rhymes so wild they make your brain hurt.
M. I. A. is the best because she raps and sings like a mad genius.
Her songs are so good, they’re like a punch to the face.
I can’t stop listening to her music, it’s amazing.
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Missing in Action. Also the name of a Chuck Norris movie where he kicks ass in Vietnam and makes everyone cry.
Chuck Norris movies are so good, they’re M. I. A. in real life.
I watched M. I. A. and felt like I was in Vietnam.
Chuck Norris doesn’t need a movie, his name is M. I. A.
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Missing in Action. Also Mired in Ass. A person who’s not only missing but also covered in poop.
My friend went M. I. A. and got stuck in a toilet.
She was M. I. A. and then she had to clean up a mess.
He went M. I. A. and got stuck in a pile of crap.
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A polite way to say someone flipped someone else off. Like during a Super Bowl show, someone flipped off the whole world.
During the Super Bowl, M. I. A. flipped off the whole world.
My friend flipped me off and said, 'You’re M. I. A.'
The singer flipped off the audience and became M. I. A.
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