M'gann

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A human-shaped candy bar who will give you all the love and friendship you need, but also will cuss you out if you try to steal her snacks.
M'Gann just gave me a hug and a piece of chocolate, then told me to stop eating her lunch.
She cried when I said I didn't like her favorite snack, then cussed me out in front of the whole class.
She promised to be my best friend if I let her eat my sandwich.
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A girl who is so nice she could make a rock feel loved, but don't mess with her, or she'll take your lunch and your dignity.
M'Gann took my lunch and said it was 'lunch theft 101' before giving me a cookie.
She cried when I said I didn't like her, then took my snack and called me a 'snack thief.'
She gave me a hug and took my pizza because I didn't thank her properly.
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A friend who will laugh at your dumb jokes, cry at your sad stories, and steal your food if you don't watch out.
M'Gann laughed at my joke, then cried when I told her my dog ran away, then stole my chips.
She gave me a hug after I fell off the stairs, then took my snack and said 'you're welcome.'
She cried when I said I was going to be sad, then stole my lunch and said 'this is your reward.'
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