M.F.O.I.

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M. F. O. I. is when you're at a party and you're hitting on girls or just hanging out with them. It’s like you're trying to look cool, but deep down, you're just nervous.
Yo, I'm doing M. F. O. I. right now. I’m talking to three girls and pretending I don't know you.
I'm at the party and I'm doing M. F. O. I. with the hot one. Don't text me, I'm busy.
I'm doing M. F. O. I. like it's my job. I'm not even pretending anymore.
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M. F. O. I. is when you're at a party and you're either flirting, touching, or just being awkward around girls. It’s like you’re trying to impress them, but you’re not doing a good job.
I’m doing M. F. O. I. with the girl from math class. She doesn’t know I exist.
I'm doing M. F. O. I. and I accidentally touched her arm. Now I'm stuck.
I'm doing M. F. O. I. and I said ‘hi’ five times. I'm embarrassing myself.
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M. F. O. I. is when you’re at a party and you’re either hitting on girls, touching them, or just hanging out with them. It’s like you’re trying to look cool, but you’re not fooling anyone.
I’m doing M. F. O. I. and I’m pretending I don’t know you. It’s not working.
I’m doing M. F. O. I. with the girl from soccer. She’s ignoring me.
I’m doing M. F. O. I. and I said ‘I like you’ to three girls. I’m a mess.
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M. F. O. I. is when you’re at a party and you’re either talking to girls, touching them, or just standing there like an idiot. It’s like you’re trying to look cool, but you’re not.
I’m doing M. F. O. I. and I’m standing next to the girl from science class. She’s not even looking at me.
I’m doing M. F. O. I. and I said ‘hello’ to five girls. I’m a loser.
I’m doing M. F. O. I. and I’m just standing there. I don’t know what to do.
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