m.f.a. in b.s.

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A fancy title for people who talk too much and know nothing.

'I have an MFA in BS,' he said. I asked what that meant. He looked confused and left.

She got her MFA in BS and still can't fix a sentence.

My friend got an MFA in BS and now teaches kids how to be confused.

A degree for people who think they’re smart but are just full of hot air.

He bragged about his MFA in BS until I asked him to explain it. He said, 'It’s like art, but with more lies.'

She got an MFA in BS and now writes poems about her feelings. They’re all about confusion.

My uncle has an MFA in BS and still doesn’t know how to pay his bills.

A title for people who waste money on a degree that means nothing.

I paid $50,000 for an MFA in BS. Now I know nothing and owe a lot of money.

He got an MFA in BS and now works at a coffee shop. No one knows why.

She spent two years getting an MFA in BS. Now she’s just confused and broke.

A degree for people who like to sound smart but are actually just full of nonsense.

He got an MFA in BS and now calls everyone 'my dear' and says 'alas' a lot.

She got an MFA in BS and now writes about feelings. No one understands her.

My friend got an MFA in BS and now thinks he’s a philosopher. He’s not.

A degree for people who think they’re artists but are just really bad at it.

He got an MFA in BS and now paints with glitter and calls it ‘modern art.’

She got an MFA in BS and now writes poems about the moon. They’re all bad.

My cousin got an MFA in BS and now lives in a van and writes bad poetry.

A degree for people who spent too much money on a title that means nothing.

He borrowed money for an MFA in BS and now can’t pay it back.

She spent all her savings on an MFA in BS and now has no money.

My brother got an MFA in BS and now works at a fast food place. He’s broke.