Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fancy way British actors call each other when they’re too drunk to remember their own names

M’coll, did you just spill wine on my shirt again?

Y’coll, I swear if you drop another mic I’ll kill you.

M’coll, I’m not your personal barista, you know.

2

A posh insult used by two actors who think they’re the best at everything

Y’coll, you couldn’t act your way out of a paper bag.

M’coll, I’ve had better coffee than you.

Y’coll, I’m the star of this show, not you.

3

A silly term two old actors use when they’re too proud to admit they’re best friends

M’coll, you’re my best friend, even if you’re a prat.

Y’coll, I’d fight you for the last biscuit.

M’coll, I know you’re jealous of my looks.

4

A ridiculous nickname used by two actors who think they’re gods

Y’coll, you’re not a god, you’re just a very good actor.

M’coll, I’d kick you out of this show if I could.

Y’coll, I’ve had better lines than you.

5

A stupid way two actors refer to each other like they’re royalty

M’coll, you’re not royalty, you’re just a very rich actor.

Y’coll, I’d rather be stuck with you than anyone else.

M’coll, I swear you’re the worst at this.