M.C Saltine

My cousin tried to be a gangster by eating Fritos at the mall.

He wore a chip bag like a crown and called himself 'King Cracker.'

He tried to talk like a rapper but just said 'cracker' instead of 'rapper.'

She tried to be black just so she could eat more fries.

He said he was black because he liked the way the fries tasted.

He changed his name to 'Dre' and thought that made him cool.

He wore a Vick jersey like it was a superhero cape.

He tried to run like a football player but tripped over a soda can.

He said he was going to the Super Bowl just by wearing the jersey.