M.C. Ritual

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#on-again-off-again#drama#couple chaos

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a weird tradition where a couple yells at each other, dumps each other, sobs like babies, and then hooks up again just so they can keep doing the whole stupid thing every few months
She said I was a waste of oxygen, then came back 2 weeks later because she missed my bad jokes.
They broke up over who forgot to pay the rent, but now they’re back together because they both like the same pizza.
He called her a hot mess, she called him a loser, and now they’re arguing again because he forgot their anniversary.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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when a couple fights like cats and dogs, splits up, cries in the shower, and then gets back together just for the sex, and then repeats it all like clockwork
They had a screaming match in the kitchen, then she came back because he promised to stop eating her cereal.
He said she was a nightmare, but now they’re back together because he missed her bad hair days.
They broke up over a missed text, but now they’re back because he still likes her face.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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a messy game where a couple fights, dumps each other, cries, and then gets back together just so they can keep fighting again in a few months because they’re both too lazy to end it for good
They had a huge fight about who left the dishes, then she came back because he was still hot.
He called her a disaster, then she came back because he forgot to buy her coffee.
They broke up because he cheated, but now they’re back because he still loves her face.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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