M'buhir

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A holy mess of power so big it makes your brain feel like it’s been kicked by a donkey. Used by Randaar priests when they’re too high to think straight.

I felt M'buhir during my third vision. My brain was screaming and my mom was screaming louder.

The priest said M'buhir and then my dog started talking. I didn’t believe it until he cursed my brother.

I tried to describe M'buhir to my friend. He said I was high and I said he was low.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A holy slap in the face of reality. It’s like when you’re already mad and someone throws a chair at you while you’re screaming.

My grandma said M'buhir during her church service. The building shook and my uncle fainted.

I got M'buhir after I failed my math test and my teacher said I was a disgrace.

My friend said M'buhir during a video game and it broke the internet. For real.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A divine punch that makes you feel like you’ve been hit by a flaming truck. It’s what gods use when they’re tired of your nonsense.

I got M'buhir during my first day of school. My teacher said I was a disaster and I said she was a disaster back.

My dog got M'buhir from the mailman. Now he’s barking at the sky and stealing my socks.

My mom said M'buhir when I burned her dinner. The smoke came out of her ears like a dragon.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A holy explosion of power so strong it makes your brain feel like it’s been microwaved. It’s what happens when you annoy a god.

I got M'buhir during my first day of church. My brain was melting and my brother was laughing.

My friend got M'buhir after he told a bad joke. The ceiling fell and the priest cried.

My dog got M'buhir from the vacuum. Now he’s running around like a maniac.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A divine scream that makes your bones shake and your brain feel like it’s been run over by a bus. Used by Randaar gods when they’re mad at you.

I got M'buhir during my math test. My brain was screaming and my pencil broke.

My dog got M'buhir from the neighbor’s cat. Now he’s howling at the moon and stealing my pants.

I got M'buhir after I told my teacher she looked like a raccoon. The whole class laughed and I cried.

by Slangipedia 8d ago