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a total psycho who looks like a hot mess. she’s short but don’t let that fool you. she’s the kind of person who’ll talk your ear off and then loan you all her money.
She showed up at my house with a pizza and a death threat.
I texted her at 2 am and she answered like it was a job.
She borrowed my car and came back with a goat in the back.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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a wild woman who can’t keep her mouth shut. she’s cute and tiny, but she’ll tell you all your secrets to the whole world. she’s the friend you’ll never leave behind.
She told my mom I was a fat flamingo at a family dinner.
She posted my DMs on Instagram with a filter.
She told my crush I had a bad haircut in front of the whole school.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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a crazy little monster who’s always in your business. she’s got the looks and the heart of a saint, but she’ll give you the worst hangover of your life.
She spiked my drink with tequila and a promise.
She came to my house wearing pajamas and a crown.
She told my teacher I had a lice infestation.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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