M.A.T.H.S.

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M. A. T. H. S. is when your brain turns to mush because numbers won’t stop fighting you.

I failed my math test. My dog passed it. I’m gonna fail my life.

Why do I have to solve for x when I just want to solve for my sanity?

Math is like a slap in the face. Every equation is a new slap.

M. A. T. H. S. is the reason why your teacher thinks you’re a monster who eats algebra for breakfast.

I asked for help. My teacher said, 'You’re not dumb, you’re just lazy.' I’m not lazy, I’m just smart in a different way.

Why is geometry like a prison? I’m stuck in a triangle.

Math is like a curse. I can’t escape it.

M. A. T. H. S. is like being forced to play a game you never signed up for and you’re not winning.

I had to do fractions. Fractions are like the devil’s version of pizza.

Why do we have to learn about decimals when we’re just gonna forget them anyway?

I did not come here to solve equations. I came here to solve my life.

M. A. T. H. S. is the reason why your brain feels like it’s been hit with a math textbook.

Math is like being yelled at by a teacher who thinks you’re the worst student ever.

I can’t do algebra. I can’t even do my laundry.

Math is the only thing that makes me want to cry and throw my pencil.

M. A. T. H. S. is the only time you wish you were a zombie who only eats brains and not equations.

Why do I have to know the Pythagorean theorem? I don’t even know my own life goals.

I’d rather be chased by a math teacher than be chased by a zombie.

Math is like being forced to eat a whole pie. No one wants that.

M. A. T. H. S. is the reason why your brain is currently on fire and the only thing putting it out is a calculator.

Math is like a bad relationship. You know it’s not working, but you keep trying.

Why is multiplication so hard? It’s just adding a bunch of times. Why can’t I just add?

Math is like the universe. It doesn’t care about you.