Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A woman who fills your empty head with thoughts of sex and makes your junk happy.

My ma'sm is the only reason I pass math.

She gives me vibes that make me forget my job exists.

If I didn't have my ma'sm, I'd be a sad man in a sad house.

2

A woman who takes your brains and turns them into a meat grinder for your pleasure.

My ma'sm is like my brain's favorite snack.

She grinds my thoughts into something I can feel.

Without her, I'd be a brain with no snacks.

3

The woman who takes your problems and gives you something better to think about.

She turned my headache into a heartache I liked.

My ma'sm makes my stress go away like magic.

She took my worries and turned them into something worth smiling about.

4

The woman who takes your loneliness and replaces it with something that feels good.

My ma'sm is my cure for being alone.

She turns my sad days into something I can laugh about.

I used to be a lonely man. Now I'm a happy man with a ma'sm.

5

A woman who makes your life feel like it's worth living again.

She made my boring life feel like a movie.

My ma'sm gives me something to live for.

Life was a waste. Now it's a party with my ma'sm.

6

The woman who gives you something to look forward to instead of something to fear.

I used to fear the weekend. Now I look forward to my ma'sm.

She turns my fear into something I can enjoy.

My ma'sm is the only thing I look forward to in my sad life.