M.A.S.K

Hey bro, did you see that M. A. S. K. guy today? He looked like he just came out of a garbage can.

My cousin joined M. A. S. K. and now he thinks he’s a superhero. He’s not. He’s a delusional mess.

I asked my teacher what M. A. S. K. stood for. She said, 'Mobile Armoured Strike Kommand.' I said, 'That’s the dumbest name I’ve ever heard.'

My uncle is in M. A. S. K. and he thinks he’s the most attractive guy ever. He’s not. He’s a sweaty, middle-aged man with a helmet.

I saw a M. A. S. K. member at the grocery store. He was arguing with the cashier about who was the better villain.

My mom says M. A. S. K. is a group of ‘attractive slick kids.’ I say they’re just a bunch of ugly men who think they’re hot.

I watched M. A. S. K. as a kid. Now I know why my brain is broken.

My dad still watches M. A. S. K. every day. He says it’s the best show ever. It’s not. It’s the worst.

I tried to explain M. A. S. K. to my friends. They thought I was talking about a new type of candy.