Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Using the M*A*S*H show like a personal peep show while you jerk off.

I watched Hawkeye do his crazy laugh and came like a baby.

I watched the movie in the dark and my roommate thought I was having a seizure.

I got a hard on just watching Margaret yell at someone.

2

Getting a boner from the M*A*S*H show and making your pants wet.

I watched the finale and my pants were soaked from my excitement.

I tried to hide it, but my mom saw me jerking off to the show.

I was eating breakfast and came like a fool.

3

Letting M*A*S*H be your personal porn while you stroke it.

I watched the show and came like a maniac.

I was on the toilet and my phone died, but I still came.

I watched the show on my phone and my neighbor heard me.

4

Getting off to the M*A*S*H show like it's your own personal sex show.

I watched the movie and came so hard I got a headache.

I was on my phone and my friend saw me coming.

I watched the show and my dog walked in on me.

5

Letting the M*A*S*H show be your personal sex party while you jerk off.

I watched the show and came like a man.

I was watching it in my pajamas and my sister walked in on me.

I came so hard I thought I was going to die.

6

Using the M*A*S*H show as a personal porn to get you off.

I watched it and came like a beast.

I was in my room and my brother heard me.

I watched it and came so hard I got a boner.