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The mental wreck you get after drinking too much and doing stupid stuff the night before. You feel like a total failure and wish you could just disappear.
I woke up with a hangover and a text from my ex: 'You were a mess last night.' M. A. R. S. hit me like a truck.
After the party, I realized I tried to dance with a cop. Classic M. A. R. S.
My mom called me at 10 AM and said, 'You’re not getting a phone anymore.' That’s M. A. R. S. with a side of doom.