Ma'Melville

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You play rugby so good it makes Ma'Nonu look like a kindergartener who just learned to kick a ball.

I ran past Ma'Nonu like he was stuck in traffic.

You tackled him like he was a meatball in a sauce.

He looked at you like you just called his mom a bad word.

Your rugby game is so strong it makes Ma'Nonu want to cry in the corner with his snack.

You blocked him like he was a kid trying to get through the school gates.

He tripped over your foot like it was a banana peel.

He whispered your name like it was a curse.

You’re so good at rugby, Ma'Nonu might as well have been born in a trash can.

You ran past him like he was stuck in a slow-motion movie.

He fell over like a tree in a storm.

He looked at you like you were the devil in a suit.