Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The only person who would die for your stupid dumbass decisions and still love you like you’re their favorite toy.

My cousin is Ma'Kydric. I failed my math test and he cried for me.

He brought me soup when I had a stomach bug. I threw it at him.

He told my mom I was perfect. She believed him.

2

A human who would give you their last dollar and still say you’re the best thing that ever happened to them.

He gave me $20 so I could buy snacks. I spent it on candy.

He let me borrow his pants when mine were in the trash. I wore them to school.

He told my teacher I was smart. She didn’t believe him.

3

The only person who thinks your dumbass is the most beautiful thing ever and would fight anyone who said otherwise.

He told my bullies I was cool. They didn’t believe him.

He drew me a portrait. It looked like a cat.

He cried when I got a D. I cried when I got a D too.

4

The person who would walk through fire just to make sure you had snacks and didn’t get in trouble.

He walked through the school hallway to bring me a snack. I ate it in class.

He told my principal I was good. She believed him.

He let me fail my test so I wouldn’t feel bad. I failed it anyway.

5

The one person who would take your dumbass to the moon and back just to make you feel special.

He took me to the park even though I didn’t want to go.

He told my friends I was cool. They believed him.

He drew me a picture. It looked like a dog.

6

The only person who would eat your leftovers and still say they’re the best food ever made.

He ate my pizza. I cried.

He told my teacher my lunch was amazing. She believed him.

He brought me a sandwich. I threw it at him.