ma'hazia

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A hot woman who smiles like she just won the lottery and laughs like she just stole it. She’s got a brain the size of a brick and a personality so loud it could wake the dead. People treat her like she’s invisible, which is the worst kind of disrespect.
She’s the only one who can shut me up with a single eye roll.
I asked her why she didn’t just punch the guy who said she was ‘just average’.
She laughed so hard at my bad joke I thought she was going to cry.
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A goddess who looks good enough to eat and acts like she’s been doing it for years. She’s got a brain that could beat Einstein and a sense of humor so sharp it could cut through steel. People don’t respect her and that’s a crime.
She called my boss a ‘dumbass’ in front of everyone.
I asked her why she didn’t just leave the guy who didn’t appreciate her.
She made me laugh so hard I spilled my coffee on my boss.
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A woman who’s so beautiful it’s unfair and so smart it’s annoying. She laughs like she just found out someone’s secret and smiles like she’s about to win everything. People take her for granted and that’s the worst kind of trash.
She told my mom she was ‘a waste of oxygen’ and my mom believed her.
She laughed at my bad joke and then made a joke that was better.
She smiled at me like I was the only person who got her.
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