M.A.D.I.L.F.

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a mom and her kid who can't stop sh@tting each other
Mom: 'I’m still your favorite.' Kid: 'Still?' 'Still.'
They went from parent and child to lovers in one weekend.
The family dinner turned into a love fest.
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a mom and her daughter who think they’re the only ones who can f@ck
'I’m not your mom anymore.' 'You still are.'
They took the whole family vacation to sneak in some sh@tting.
Their relationship is like a bad reality show.
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a mom and her daughter who would rather f@ck than clean the house
The couch is a bed now. The floor is a couch now.
They’re too busy sh@tting to do their chores.
The whole house smells like regret and perfume.
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a mom and her daughter who can’t stop licking each other’s sh@t
They’re like a couple who just got married again.
They kissed in the hallway and forgot about the dishes.
Their love is louder than the vacuum.
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a mom and her daughter who think they’re the only ones who can f@ck
They’re not just family. They’re a duo.
They took the whole vacation just to f@ck.
They’re so in love, they forgot to eat.
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a mom and her daughter who can’t stop f@cking each other in public
They made out in the grocery store.
They kissed in front of the whole family.
They turned the kitchen into a love nest.
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