Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who has enough cash to pay your fine and then laughs in your face when they see you in court

My cousin paid my bail and then told me I looked like a lost puppy in court.

The guy who bailed me out said I was the worst witness he ever saw.

My friend paid my bail and then texted me to tell me I was a disgrace.

2

Someone with a wallet full of cash who thinks they can save you from the embarrassment of being in jail

My mom paid my bail and then told the judge I was a menace.

My brother bailed me out and said I was the worst prisoner he ever had.

My dad paid my bail and then told me I was a disappointment.

3

A rich person who gives you cash to skip jail and then yells at you for being a failure

My uncle bailed me out and then yelled at me for being a disgrace.

My cousin paid my bail and said I was the worst prisoner he ever saw.

My friend bailed me out and then said I was a mess in court.

4

Somebody with enough cash to pay your fine and then tells you you’re the worst person they ever met

My mom paid my bail and said I was the worst kid she ever had.

My brother bailed me out and told me I was a total loser.

My dad paid my bail and then told me I was a disaster in court.

5

A person with a lot of money who pays your fine and then tells you you’re a disgrace

My uncle bailed me out and then said I was a disgrace.

My cousin paid my bail and told me I was the worst prisoner he ever had.

My friend bailed me out and then said I was a total mess.

6

Someone who has a lot of cash and thinks they can save you from being in jail and then tells you you’re a failure

My mom paid my bail and then told me I was the worst kid she ever had.

My brother bailed me out and said I was a total loser.

My dad paid my bail and then told me I was a disaster in court.