Maddyn Jane

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my best friend who looks like a unicorn and talks like a diva

She wore a blazer to the mall and called me a ‘basic human’

She took a selfie in the cereal aisle and posted it like it was the Eiffel Tower

She called my hair ‘a disaster’ and then asked me to retouch her photo

the girl who thinks she’s a influencer and wears too much glitter

She DM’d me saying ‘We’re gonna be besties forever’ and then blocked me for not liking her post

She posted a photo of her lunch and called it ‘a work of art’

She tried to make me her sidekick and I told her to go find a new bestie

the girl who’s always dressed like she’s going to a party and thinks she’s the main character

She showed up to my birthday in a full outfit and asked why I was wearing ‘casual clothes’

She posted a 30-second video of her walking to the store and called it ‘a moment’

She tried to beat me in a dance-off and then cried because she lost