Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when you messed up so bad you wish you could crawl back into your mom’s womb and never come out again

I failed my math test and now I want to die

I spilled my soda on my teacher and I’m so embarrassed

I said my crush’s name wrong and now I’m a laughingstock

2

when you did something so dumb you might as well have a sign that says ‘I AM A DOOFUS’

I ran into the principal’s office wearing just socks

I told my friend my dog’s name was ‘Cheeto’ and now he’s mad

I tried to balance on a chair and fell flat on my face

3

when you’re so embarrassed you’d rather be kicked out of school than face your friends

I wore my pajamas to school and everyone laughed at me

I tried to sing in the talent show and it was a disaster

I threw up in the hallway and now I’m the class joke

4

when you act like a baby and you wish you could just disappear

I cried when I got a B on my report card

I screamed in the lunchroom because my sandwich was wrong

I sat in the corner and refused to talk to anyone

5

when you did something so stupid you’re a disgrace to your whole family

I told my dad he was ugly and he got mad

I tried to do a magic trick and it backfired

I broke my mom’s favorite mug and now I’m grounded

6

when you messed up so bad you want to hide in a hole and never come out

I told my teacher I was sick and I wasn’t

I drew on the walls and now I have to clean them

I brought a live chicken to class and it escaped