maddy wheeler

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1
a giant, loud, smelly piece of garbage
She ate my lunch and then threw it at me.
Her breath smells like old socks and regret.
She called me a baby and then cried when I won.
2
the worst human being to ever exist
She texted me at 2 a. m. about her cat's feelings.
She yelled at the sky for no reason.
She tried to steal my snack and failed.
3
a walking disaster with no brain
She spilled coffee on my shirt and laughed.
She tried to fix my phone and broke it.
She showed up late and forgot her name.
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