maddy watts

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the funniest person ever who’s also a total messhead and will make you laugh so hard you’ll probably wet yourself, they look after their friends like they’re family and you can trust them with your life or your last dollar

Maddy just told a joke about my mom and I lost it completely

She stayed up all night to help me with my math homework and then made me a sandwich at 3 am

I cried laughing when she dressed up as a chicken for my birthday

by Slangipedia 18h ago

the absolute funniest person who’s also a bit of a disaster, they’ll make you laugh until you’re sore and they’re the one person you can rely on to never let you down, even when they’re high on life and junk

She sent me a meme of a dancing cat at 2 am and I couldn’t stop laughing

She showed up to my party in a clown costume and no one else had a clue

She cried with me when my dog died and then made me a cake the next day

by Slangipedia 18h ago

the funniest person who’s also a bit of a wild mess, they’ll make you laugh so hard you’ll probably lose your mind and they’re the one friend who’ll always be there for you, no matter how much they’re messing around

She told a joke about my ex and I laughed so hard I fell off the couch

She showed up to my test with a lollipop and I aced it

She cried with me when my phone died and then made me a new one out of duct tape

by Slangipedia 18h ago