Maddy Hood

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This is when you trip so hard on weed you think you're a cop and you call yourself a cop and then you yell at your dad for not being a time machine

I just called the cops on myself and told them I was a detective from the future

My dad was in his underwear and I was screaming about the year 2000

I tried to do a math problem and it turned into a war between my brain and my pants

This is when you eat too much weed and you think you're in a war with your jeans and you yell at the cops for not helping you time travel

I was wearing my jeans and my brain was on fire and I thought I was in the 1990s

I called the cops and told them I was a wizard from the future

I tried to eat my jeans and they fought back

This is when you get so high you think your jeans are a time machine and you scream at the cops for not letting you go back to the 1980s

I tried to time travel and my jeans wouldn't stop talking

I called the cops and told them I was from the future and my jeans were a portal

I yelled at my mom for not being a time traveler